cristobalite:

donrufie:

cristobalite:

lifehack: twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

Explain how.

lifehack: money can be exchanged for goods and services

dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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(Source: gloomyspice)