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  • heathyr:

    mizufae:

    pastel-gizibe:

    shannonwest:

    equalityandthecity:

    (via Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry)

    Y E S 

    IT IS GETTING BETTER

    When I first read about this woman’s plan I thought it was a strong idea but I was worried that it was a little bit much for one person, no matter how dedicated, to keep it up for too long, especially since she has, you know, college to commit to. I never thought about how, if other people helped her carry her burden, I never thought about how much it would look like pallbearers with a coffin. Which is simply one of the strongest visual symbols one can use to disturb people in the western world.

    (via dulect)

  • what girls look for in a guy

    jean-bo-peep:

    • tall
    • dark
    • strong
    • works in a kitchen
    • wears an apron
    • dark as in dark grey
    • made of rock
    • radda radda
    • image

    (via suffering-cephalopod)

  • humansofnewyork:

    "Everyone is born with a number. Mine is the number of The Beast. Jesus told me he needed an Antichrist. And now Satan is smoking me like a cigarette. But maybe I will be an Antichrist who helps people, because I’m also a white wizard. " 

    (Mexico City, Mexico)

  • gokuma:

    jetandsilver:

    spinsterprivilege:

    noirnites:

    Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

    Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

    SWEET MISERABLE HELL WE WORK AT THE SAME PLACE I THINK

    …And that’s how the greatest friendships start

    (via adventuresinmiddleclass)

  • justonemoment:

    dannycarter:

    russianmadness:

    thefaceofbro:

    jagged1:

    discopeanut:

    bansand:

    nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

    No, my dad did.

    I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

    I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

    i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

    (Source: basnad, via roseonabeach)

  • wellyeahsolikehiandstuff:

    Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook

    (Source: fecloras, via the-vigilant-vigilante)

  • bunnyndisguise:

    lifeismymuse:

    theoriginalspike:

    sexytardis:

    thefoxxybenedict:

    kitbuckle:

    you-should-be-writing:

    insideonemind:

    It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

    I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

    FOREVER REBLOG

    I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

    image

    Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

    Also Harry’s face.

    this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

    she’s trying to make them laugh!

    (Source: princessdianafrances, via notsopopularme)

  • tinysnails:

    space bronto dude! friend of space trike :)

    (via betterbemeta)

  • aconnormanning:

    maneth985:

    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

    This post was good but then it got better

    (via the-vigilant-vigilante)